I’m so addicted…to Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew. 

It’s the American Idol’ization of hip hop dance crews.  This week’s “broadway” version made that pretty clear.  When these beyond-cute crews came out sashaying to Annie, well, you could see the Disney TV executive grinning behind the scenes, counting the Kraft endorsements.

Despite my better judgement, despite it all, it’s entertaining.  And having watched an entire marathon this morning, I’m a FAN. 

So my dream finale is this:  Kaba Modern vs. JabbaWockeeZ

The twist?  They do their thing on roller skates, to Kurt Weill tunes, limited to Bette Midler make-up and dress.

Yeah, that’d be sick.  Ill.